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Funny Toilet Paper T-Shirt – “I’m One Fart Away From a Poo” Retro Badge Tee | Novelty Humor Shirt

Funny Toilet Paper T-Shirt – “I’m One Fart Away From a Poo” Retro Badge Tee | Novelty Humor Shirt

Regular price $33.99 AUD
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This funny toilet humor t-shirt leans all the way into lowbrow comedy with a retro badge design that makes the joke hit even harder.

The garment-dyed cotton gives it a soft, broken-in texture, while the relaxed fit keeps it easy to wear for casual days, party settings, or anytime you want to bring a ridiculous laugh into the room. It’s cheeky, silly, and unapologetically built for people who appreciate absurd humor.


Why You’ll Love It

• Bold bathroom humor with strong novelty appeal
• Soft garment-dyed feel for everyday comfort
• Relaxed fit that works for casual, low-key wear
• Retro badge design adds extra visual character
• Great gag gift for fans of crude humor


Product features

• 100% ring-spun US cotton — durable, soft, pre-shrunk
• Garment-dyed for a vintage, lived-in color and softer texture
• Heavyweight knit (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit for comfort
• Tubular construction (no side seams) and double-needle stitched seams for durability
• Available S to 4XL with sewn-in label; many color options


Care instructions

• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat
• Do not dryclean

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